Roasted 11 months ago based on voblyboo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Voblyboo, your Spotify profile is like a musical dumpster fire trying to do karaoke. You’ve got “Musicals” at the top of your list like you’re a rejected cast member from a failed Broadway show—seriously, we get it; you love to belt out show tunes while your appeal to social norms gets drowned out by your own off-key vibrato! But hey, at least your mixtape of “Mizrahi” and “Southern Gothic” sounds like a Mad Libs entry gone horribly wrong. Setting the mood for a grim family dinner surrounded by existential dread, right? Just be careful not to tear your throat out singing “Hallelujah” over the gibbering horror of the Waitstaff's Ghostly Blues. And your top artists are nothing short of a hipster apology letter. “Imagine Dragons”? Really? Should we add that to the top of your Playlist of Regret? Your taste is so eclectic that it looks like a middle school talent show where nobody had any idea what genre of music they were performing. You’ve got Andrew Underberg more times than a desperate Tinder user has “non-negotiables." While you’re busy vibing with BoyWithUke like it’s a trip to the local anime convention, I can’t help but picture you sobbing into a bowl of ramen as you scream your heart out to “Hell’s Greatest Dad.” If he’s anything like my dad, it’s safe to say “greatest” isn’t in that title. And let’s talk about your Most Played Songs—like, are you curating these tracks for an existential crisis playlist or crafting the soundtrack for a cringe comedy that flopped at Sundance? “Feed the Machine”? All I can say is surely it’s about more than your relationship with the Spotify algorithm, or how it feels to have an emo breakdown at the worst possible moment. And “Drop (FNAF Security Breach)”? Bro, when did gaming soundtracks become a retreat for your emotional chaos? At this point, just admit you’d put “sad cat videos” on repeat if it were on Spotify, so we can all stop pretending you have any taste left to save!

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