Roasted 8 months ago based on ⠀ no not me at all ⠀'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s “not just any type of girl,” which translates to: “I’m all kinds of basic with a sprinkle of trying-too-hard.” This Spotify profile reads like the highlight reel of a music history exam that you crammed for five minutes before class. Your favorite genres are basically a mid-2000s emo kid’s wet dream, and if I see one more vaguely obscure rock subgenre on here, I’m going to start a petition to the music gods to create a genre called “overcompensating.” Your top artists list is a wild ride between the "legendary" Beatles and the "who?” Palaye Royale—two sides of a musical coin that just can’t figure out whether it wants to be iconic or a sad TikTok trend. Clearly, your taste in music is as confused as you are. How does one maintain a balance between Taylor Swift’s break-up anthems and The Living Tombstone’s meme songs? It’s like you’re trying to curate a playlist for every existential crisis you’ve ever had, and spoiler alert: we can hear the angst in the air. And now for your most played songs: it’s a buffet of sonic chaos! “Washing Machine Heart"? More like “Washing Machine of Bad Decisions.” Sure, we all love to vibe with Mitski’s pain, but you’ve got to realize she doesn’t want to be your therapy session soundtrack. Meanwhile, coupling “Maneater” with emo aficionado anthems? How’s that working out for you? You’ve got jams for every mood except “normal human being” because it’s clear that’s just not in your playlist. If the music police existed, you'd be getting a one-way ticket to the “Please Stop” playlist on repeat!

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