Roasted 2 years ago based on Kauan Ferraz's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Kauan Ferraz, your music taste screams “I’m trying to get my crush’s attention at a family barbecue!” with a playlist that looks more like a wedding reception gone wrong than a Spotify profile. It’s like you took a deep dive into the vast ocean of Sertanejo only to resurface with a pile of pop-corn and a set of dance moves that would make any seasoned TikTok star cringe. If “Sertanejo Universitário” is your favorite genre, I can only assume you spend your weekends wooing cows instead of ladies. Who knew agrarian romance could be so... repetitive? Let’s talk about your top artists, which read like a high school talent show line-up gone rogue. You have everything from Gusttavo Lima and Luan Santana plotting a musical coup to Avicii throwing up in despair from beyond the grave. Coldplay must love getting name-dropped in your list just to keep their spirits up while you’re out there sweating in your cowboy boots crooning over heartbreaks and hayrides. Last I checked, listening to Eminem right after a Luan Santana track is about as musically confused as it gets – congratulations, you've achieved the ultimate identity crisis! And your most played songs? It’s an honor they aren’t all named “Gusttavo Lima,” but it’s still tugging on my ribs with laughter. “A Sky Full of Stars” followed by “Homem de Família”? So we’re alternating between existential crises and romantic woes. Do you think playing “CLONE - Ao Vivo” will finally convince someone to love your clone? Hint: You might need more than catchy lyrics to pull that off! Keep on dancing through life like you’re at the party you weren’t invited to – just know we’re all roof-raising with laughter at your expense!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!