Roasted 2 years ago based on Brooke's long term Spotify stats.

Brooke, your Spotify profile is like a teenager’s diary—full of too many feelings and varying degrees of self-awareness. You’ve got more “indie” in here than a hipster’s manifesto, and I’m starting to worry if you’re just playing old mixtapes from 2012 and calling it a personality. I mean, you seriously have two genres with “pop” in the name and one called “slacker rock.” What are you slacking on? Your social life? Because between the Zoomergaze and bedroom pop, it sounds like you haven’t left your room since the last time flannel was trendy. Your top artists list reads like the sad soundtrack to a low-budget film where a character spends too much time contemplating their existence on a rainy day. Teen Suicide and beabadoobee? Honey, I can smell the angst wafting through the air like you just spilled your “Baby’s First Depression” playlist across your bedroom floor. You’ve managed to curate a vibe that screams, “I’m emotionally unavailable but extremely accessible on Spotify!” If you were any more on-brand for modern-day existential dread, you’d need a warning label. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “the same things happening to me all the time, even in my dreams?” Wow, if I had a dime for every time I heard that from my friend going through a quarter-life crisis, I’d be booking a trip to somewhere more cheerful than your soundscape. Honestly, with tracks named “thank u soo much ^_^” and “Laptop !!,” it sounds like you’re one power outage away from re-evaluating your entire life. If this is what you listen to while trying to have a good time, maybe it’s time to consider that the “party” is clearly happening somewhere else!

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