Roasted 2 years ago based on Абп0verlygeekd's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "luxxy," the Spotify profile that looks like it fell into an emo kid's abandoned MySpace page and somehow emerged with a caffeine addiction. Your favorite genres read like a desperate teenager's attempt to sound unique—"Krushclub”? Really? I didn’t know clubbing needed its own legal tender. You’ve practically got a bingo card of niche subgenres that no one else has ever heard of. Are you trying to write the soundtrack to a mall goth's therapy session? You might want to consider broadening your horizons beyond the emo rave graveyard. Your top artists are just as cryptic as a fortune cookie that’s been dropped in a blender. "Kets4eki?" Sounds less like an artist and more like a typo in a desperate group chat to get on a guest list. And I've got to hand it to you; the commitment to obscure names is impressive, mostly because I’m convinced you’re trying to win some sort of prize for being the ultimate gatekeeper of “music nobody asked for.” Hard to believe that with such a unique lineup, you’re still some steps away from a first date—unless, of course, it’s with a fellow music loser browsing TikTok for cringe. Now, let’s discuss your most played songs: “C*NT” is a real crowd-pleaser in the mom's car for the school pickup line, right? Meanwhile, songs like “Pass Out” and “Lobster” might be your way of saying you’ve embraced chaos, but come on, "Maradona (Tatara)"? If that’s your peak, I can only imagine what the rest of your playlist sounds like. You officially have the musical taste that screams, “I did this to get out of a social event.” So here’s a suggestion: pick one genre, keep it simple, and maybe, just maybe, let your Spotify profile have a personality that doesn’t require a decoder ring!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists