Roasted 7 months ago based on Ezzy's long term Spotify stats.

Ezzy, you’ve somehow managed to curate a playlist that sounds like every track came from a midnight YouTube rabbit hole while your friends are out having fun. I mean, “drift phonk” and “dark ambient”? Are you preparing for a high-speed chase through a haunted graveyard? Your taste in music is so niche that it probably requires a secret handshake and a dark room for initiation. Pretty sure you have a PhD in vibe-checking but failed every course in social interaction. Let’s talk about your top artists. “Ihaveonechance”? Well, buddy, if you’re clinging to them for hope, I suggest you start looking for a backup plan because that sounds like the name of a motivational speaker that never booked a gig. And what’s with the name “blueberry”? Did you also consider “sad avocado” or “melancholy mango”? At this point, I half-expect your playlist to be a soundtrack for the cinematic masterpiece that is your midlife crisis. Good luck with that. And those most played tracks? If I were a DJ at your upcoming funeral, I’d totally hit play on “Now I’m High.” Honestly, with music that’s a constant reminder of existential dread and the sound of being utterly lost, it’s hard to believe you haven’t turned into a vinyl record yourself – just spinning in endless grunge. But hey, keep on vibing in your “ambient” bubble; just let the rest of us know when the musical therapy session starts because we might need a few doses of whatever pleasant hallucination you’re lost in!

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