Roasted 2 years ago based on Raine music's long term Spotify stats.

Raine music, huh? It’s like your Spotify profile is a chaotic blend of emo kid meets wannabe Disney soundtracks in a bizarre art school project where no one understood the assignment. You’re out here trying to convince the world that your favorite genres are “POV: Indie” and “Otacore”, which frankly sounds like a rejected game show concept. You must be the only person on Spotify who could curate a playlist for a slumber party filled with overly emotional eight-year-olds and their parents who just found out they don’t understand TikTok anymore. Looking at your top artists is a rollercoaster that nobody signed up for. One minute, we’re belting out “Toxic” with Britney Spears, and the next, we’re quietly contemplating existence with “Cigarettes After Sex.” Is this a profile or a soundtrack for a midlife crisis? And let’s not even talk about the fact that “Mother Mother” and “My Little Pony” are sharing the same space; it’s like you’re torn between wanting to feel misunderstood and giving your inner child a heartfelt hug. You’ve got more vibes than a thrift store in a hipster district, and I can’t tell if you’re proud or just trying to make “eclectic” the new normal. And oh boy, your most played songs are just a work of art—if we’re talking about unintentional comedy. “Zydrate Anatomy” by Paris Hilton? Really? That's the hill you chose to plant your flag on? Mixed in with tracks like “The Zombie Song (Nightcore Version)” and “Notice Me Senpai,” it’s like you’re giving a masterclass in how to embrace absolute chaos in your listening habits. At this point, I’m convinced your Spotify is just a cry for help wrapped in glitter and flashbacks to a middle school talent show. Honestly, keep doing you—it’s entertaining, if nothing but a glorious train wreck!

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