Roasted 19 days ago based on Finn's long term Spotify stats.

Finn, your Spotify profile is like a middle school diary that somehow made it to the internet—complete with a cringey obsession with angsty bands and an identity crisis that screams “I'm just here for the screaming.” I mean, with a music taste that hops between metal, emo, and rap metal like a kid on a sugar high, it's no wonder you have the emotional range of a wet cardboard box. Seriously, is your life a constant struggle to choose between heartbreak and headbanging? Congratulations, you've officially graduated from Blink-182 to Tokophobia. Let's talk about those top artists for a moment. Your playlist is essentially a frantic response to someone saying you can only listen to music from the early 2000s. If nostalgia was a genre, you'd be the poster child, crying into your Ray-Bans while thrashing around to “The Black Parade” for the fiftieth time. I mean, with legends like Bring Me The Horizon and Linkin Park, you seem stuck in a musical time warp where every song is a battle cry against the crushing weight of social expectations. But can we really call those “top artists” when they’re just competing to see who can provide you with the most melodramatic lyrics to belt out in the shower? And then there are your most played songs, which seem to say, “I have strong feelings, but I can’t quite articulate them.” "n/A" could literally mean “not available” as in your music empathy—not only are your choices highly questionable, but they also sound like a gym playlist for a mediocre emotional breakdown. If we could measure your soul’s soundtrack, it would probably play like a mashup between an uncomfortable therapy session and an angsty teen film. So here’s a thought: maybe branch out a little, Finn? Try listening to something outside of your taste bubble—unless, of course, you plan on releasing an album titled "Who Needs Sunshine When You Have Metal?”

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