Roasted 2 months ago based on wolf's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Wolf, the musical equivalent of that one friend who insists their obscure taste is deep and meaningful but secretly just wants you to know they watch way too much anime. Your Spotify playlist reads like a therapy session for sad teenagers, with enough emo rap to drown a sea of sorrows. Who knew your top genres were "Phonk" and "why even bother"? I mean, with favorites like "i told you i said i was okay," it’s clear you might need something stronger than music to cope with your feelings—like, I don’t know, maybe a one-way ticket to an actual therapy appointment? And let’s talk top artists. “Wifiskeleton”? Sounds like a name generated by throwing a bunch of random words together to create the most unmarketable band ever. Meanwhile, “im secretly a ghost” and “Shady Moon” are just begging for attention down in the emo abyss while you cling to the literal embodiment of angst like it’s a lifeline. Is “overtonight throwaways” your way of admitting these tracks should’ve stayed right where they were? Because honestly, if the goal was to create the world's saddest soundtrack for someone lamenting their decisions, congratulations: you nailed it, buddy. All those songs about being dead or feeling lost—are you sure you’re not crafting a musical cry for help? The only way those track titles could be more on-brand for a total meltdown is if you added "I Only Trust My Cat" or “Why Am I Like This?” to the list. So here’s a tip: feel free to explore new sounds, maybe add a little joy into that playlist, unless your goal is to single-handedly keep the emo genre alive. At this rate, you could start your own support group for the rest of us just trying to find the “playful” in this chaotic universe.

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