Roasted 7 months ago based on aves✮✮'s long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s 🕸️ o͙m͙o͙ ✮✮, the poster child for ‘I have 17 tabs open in my brain and none of them make sense’. Your favorite genres sound like a high school science project gone wrong—“Breakcore” is not a therapy session, and "Vocaloid"? Sweetheart, even the robots are rolling their eyes. With a playlist so niche, the only people who would enjoy it are also scrolling through their bubble tea and Mandarin studies while trying to figure out what in the world “Kayokyoku” means. Newsflash: just because you can pronounce it doesn’t mean it belongs on your Spotify. And your top artists? I’d give them a concerned look while saying, “At least you tried.” I've seen people have less eclectic taste in cereal. “DJ Awesome”? I can only imagine how knee-slappingly hilarious your nights are, waiting for him to get off the stage so you can get back to your animated GIFs of anime characters having existential crises. Toby Fox must be thrilled to have a fan that thinks listening to the same three songs on repeat qualifies as diversity in music. You might want to find some new tracks, maybe even one that doesn’t feature cartoon characters in stylish outfits battling existential dread. Your most played songs read like the soundtrack of a forgotten indie game that nobody wants to play. “Hacklord Shedletsky LMS”? Sounds less like a banger and more like you owe someone a favor. Seriously, who decided it was okay to put a 12-minute remix of “frog” on repeat? You might be the first person to single-handedly get the planetary alignment to take an ill-advised break. It's time to hit that refresh button, friend. You’re a walking case study for “how not to enjoy music” and a living, breathing meme trying to convince us that this mess is art.
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