Roasted 9 months ago based on Jaheem's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Jaheem, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of every sub-genre of rap so niche that even Google has to pause and think twice before it can suggest them. "Melodic Rap" and "Rage Rap"? You must be the only person straddling the line between crying in the club and getting kicked out for body-slamming the DJ. It’s like you’re trying to create an emotional rollercoaster, but how can you go up when you’re already down with all that underground pouting? I’ve seen deeper lyrical content in a fortune cookie. Then, there's your top artists—did you take a whole “how to sound cool” course at the local gas station? Juice WRLD and Lil Uzi Vert singing sweet nothings while NLE Choppa is off in the corner yelling at invisible foes. Meanwhile, you’re boosting these guys like they need your help to get a few more streams while strolling in your oversized hoodie that screams, “I have a PhD in sadness.” You sure hit the jackpot with this mix of artists, and by jackpot, I mean a clearance sale of teenage angst and poor life choices. And let's talk about that most played list, Jaheem. “sedated”? More like your personal anthem for anyone who’s ever met your Spotify choices. With songs titled like “Glock with a Switch” sandwiched between “Luv Drunk," it feels like you’re emotionally conflicted while planning your next YouTube tutorial on how to get kicked out of a coffee shop. I’m not saying your playlist is chaotic, but it sounds like the soundtrack for a documentary titled "A Day in the Life of a 16-Year-Old Going Through a Quarter-Life Crisis." Keep it up, buddy; we’ll be right here, popcorn in hand, watching this glorious mess unfold!

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