Roasted 8 days ago based on Tobi's long term Spotify stats.

Tobi, looking at your Spotify profile is like scrolling through a particularly pretentious art gallery, except the paintings are all of sad German youths contemplating life over a glass of Rotwein. You’ve managed to compile a playlist that screams “I still wear my dad's old turtlenecks and haven’t left my dorm room since 2019.” Your favorite genres list reads like a hipster's shopping list for groceries that don’t exist, and I can't help but wonder if you only hang out in cafes where the baristas have "ironic" mustaches. Your top artists, or as I like to call them, "who's that? Oh, never heard of them!” are a testament to your delusion that anyone but you and your five friends actually enjoy this selection. It’s impressive that you’ve found a way to make Falco sound like a relic from the '90s instead of a nostalgic hit, and it's cute how you believe Buntspecht is a legitimate ambassador for the German indie scene, when in reality they’re more like the background music for a hipster coffee shop that serves avocado toast with a side of existential dread. As for your most played songs, the sheer volume of Buntspecht tracks within your rotation suggests that you've officially crossed over from “casual listener” to a full-blown Buntspecht evangelist. I mean, way to go with listening to songs that all literally sound like they were written in a basement by someone who’s too afraid to socialize after twist-and-shout karaoke night. Your Spotify choices say that you’re either living in the past or are desperately trying to be the hip voice of a generation that nobody asked for. Bravo!

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