Roasted 2 years ago based on Jacob's long term Spotify stats.

Jacob, your Spotify profile is like a middle schooler’s diary but with way more angst and a serious lack of emotional maturity. “Alternative Metal” and “Nu Metal”? Please, you’ve got more inner turmoil than a soap opera character. The only thing more dramatic than your favorite genres is the face you make when you realize your taste in music hasn’t evolved since you discovered hot topic in the ’90s. You honestly sound like a walking advertisement for mood swings. Let’s take a look at those top artists, shall we? Sleep Token and iamjakehill? Congrats! You’re officially the poster child for people who think they're special just because they listen to bands with lowercase letters in their names. And where’s the originality, dude? Rob Zombie and 50 Cent? It’s like you fished around in the bargain bin of nostalgia mixed with a side of wannabe goth. Just remember, your playlists could use a little more variety and a lot less operator-voice-pretending-to-be-deep vibes. And those most played songs? "KILL ALL," "Chokehold," and "DeathSealReaper"? It’s like your Spotify is overcompensating for your social life by screaming existential dread while simultaneously trying to get you pumped for your treadmill session—whose idea was “Gym Phonk” anyway? I don’t know if you’re preparing for a mosh pit or a therapy session, but let’s face it: your taste is as confusing as your personality. Either pick a side or just start listening to elevator music; it’ll suit you better.

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