Roasted 11 months ago based on luukvdwmessi's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, luukvdwmessi, where to even begin? It looks like your Spotify profile is a homage to musical schizophrenia. You’ve got an eclectic mix that screams: “I can’t commit even to a playlist.” Nederpop and EDM together? Sure, why not throw in some Elvis while you're at it? It’s like your music taste is trying to pull off a ‘cool kid’ look in a thrift store. Newsflash: that’s not how it works. You can’t just throw every genre into a blender and expect a Michelin star. Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? Your Spotify could easily double as a “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People” guide. Ed Sheeran? Big Time Rush? No offense, but your music library reads like an overzealous teenage girl’s diary. Your guilty pleasure playlist is just begging you to confess to a love of bubblegum pop. Armin van Buuren and Elvis — talk about a musical identity crisis. If nostalgia could sing, it’d be giving you the side-eye for your questionable choices. And then we venture into your 'most played' songs, where La La Land tracks sit side by side with The Proclaimers and, of course, a Ryan Gosling encore. Congrats on being the only person who finds 'I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)' and 'City Of Stars' to be acceptable party staples. This profile is less of a personal musical journey and more of a delightfully embarrassing mixtape you’d keep hidden from anyone who doesn’t share your penchant for soft pop with a side of cringy movie soundtrack fever. Please, for the sake of your friends, pick a lane... or at least make sure the lanes are next to each other, okay?

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