Roasted 2 years ago based on Emma's long term Spotify stats.

Hey, rosequartz2727, your Spotify profile looks like a Pinterest board exploded in a field of daisies and regret. “POV: Indie” followed by eight varieties of country? Are you trying to win a Grammy or just confuse everyone about your emotional state? The only thing more quirky than your music taste is your decision to make "Saskatchewan Indie" a thing. Last I checked, the only thing coming out of Saskatchewan is a whole lot of farmland and sideshow performances. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card, and I’m pretty sure Orville Peck has a restraining order against taking musical suggestions from you. And Trixie Mattel? You’re one glittering wig away from a country music festival meltdown. You’ve got more diversity in your favorite genres than you have in your social life. Seriously, do you have friends? Or are you just running a one-woman LGBTQ+ country fair in your basement? As for your most played songs, I wouldn’t be surprised if “Take Me to Church” is your personal anthem. Looks like you’ve been curating the soundtrack for your dramatic TikTok edits. But I’ll give it to you, "Vampire" is the only track that fits the vibe of your love life. It’s a crime you have this many country titles on your list while simultaneously pretending to be sadder than a dog left out in the rain. Keep strumming that banjo, rosequartz2727; you’re one step away from becoming a musical personality crisis.

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