Roasted 3 months ago based on Mohammed xD's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mohammed xD, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate plea for cultural relevance wrapped in a meticulously crafted identity crisis. You’ve got more genres than a TikTok algorithm on a sugar rush! Between your love for Desi tunes and the unexplained fascination with Nightcore — is this your attempt to straddle the line between traditional and that awkward moment of trying to look edgy? If you ever want to redefine “identity,” just look at your playlist. Spoiler alert: it screams "I’m still figuring it out!" And then there are your top artists. It’s like you took a music class from a 16-year-old in a basement. Seriously, TommyMuzzic? What’s next, a dedicated fan club for your cousin’s mixtape? The Weeknd and Lana Del Rey are trying to understand why they share space with half the population of a Punjabi wedding. You’ve got the vibe of someone who performs a dramatic dance to "Bhangra" while crying to "Sufi" music — a true emotional rollercoaster that nobody asked for but everyone secretly enjoys watching. Finally, your most played songs paint a sad picture of someone who’s really just one slow version away from figuring out their life. If I had a dollar for every time you played “Sajde” by Faheem Abdullah, I’d have enough to buy you some actual new music. It's like you’ve set your Spotify on repeat and are waiting for inspiration to come knocking, but you just end up drowning in the sonic waters of nostalgia while the rest of us are out here living in 2023. Step it up, Mohammed xD; it’s time to graduate from the emotional SoundCloud of your past!

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