Roasted 2 years ago based on fio's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s MG’s Spotify profile—where the pop culture references are as fresh as last week’s expired milk! Your taste in music reads like a middle school girl’s mood board after she discovered her first crush and took a deep dive into K-Pop. You’ve got so many SEVENTEEN songs on your list, it’s like you’re in a one-person fan club. At this point, I half expect you to enter a karaoke bar and belt out “Don’t Wanna Cry” while sobbing uncontrollably like it’s your anthem. You claim to be into "modern rock" but you seem more like a walking, talking Spotify algorithm just binging on all the latest TikTok trends. Seriously, your top artists are a mixtape of teen angst and bubblegum pop. I can practically picture you juggling a pastel-colored unicorn frappuccino while wearing four different K-Pop hoodies. If you spent any more time in that boy band rabbit hole, you might just end up auditioning for a spot in one of them. Spoiler alert: they’re not hiring. And honestly, your most played songs list is a rollercoaster ride through all the emotional stages of a romcom, with a dash of existential dread thrown in for good measure. You’ve got “F*ck My Life” right next to “Did You Like Her In The Morning?”—I guess that sums up your dating life beautifully! But let’s be real here: you do you, MG. Keep shuffling that Spotify playlist, but remember—every time you press play on another banger from SEVENTEEN, a hipster somewhere rolls their eyes and cringes harder than a 90’s sitcom laugh track.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!