Roasted 1 year ago based on Decima's long term Spotify stats.

Decima, your profile reads like the taste-test results from a time traveler who just couldn't decide between a pirate party and an emo poetry night. Your top artists list is about as confused as that one friend who tries to be deep at karaoke but ends up shouting “Warriors” at the top of their lungs while people slowly back away. You’ve got DreamWorks villains and League of Legends in the same breath — it's like you’re trying to spark a mosh pit with a soup ladle and some seltzer water. And can we talk about your "favorite genres"? Rock, Sea Shanties, Emo, and Musicals? It’s like you threw darts at a board of musical stereotypes and woke up with a Spotify account that needs a serious intervention. Honestly, I’m half-expecting your next release to be a concept album about a heartbroken pirate cursed to sing show tunes. But hey, at least your taste in Heartbreak and High seas is multi-layered, right? Or maybe, you just don’t know how to pick a lane—much like your car, I'm guessing. Your listening habits could fuel a sitcom about a middle-aged dad at a music festival trying to relive his glory days with an ensemble cast of reluctant family members. "Oh sure, let’s jam to “Wellerman” right after a three-hour breakdown of “Legends Never Die.” And there’s no escaping Imagine Dragons; it’s almost like they’re your headphones' version of a clingy ex—constant, loud, and slightly annoying. Just remember, Decima, even Spotify knows when you need to hit shuffle on your life choices.

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