Roasted 16 days ago based on eva's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Eva, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a high school drama that never quite made it to Netflix. Pop Punk and Vocaloid? Did you lose a bet or are you just trying to be the main character in an anime that has too many guitar solos but not enough plot? Leave it to you to mix “I wanna smash things” with “I’d like to emotionally serialize my life,” creating what I can only describe as certified chaos. If Spotify had a cringe filter, you’d be the poster child for it. With a top 10 list that features more Green Day than a weed grower's convention, I’m starting to think you’re just secretly trying to become Billie Joe Armstrong's long-lost relative. Seriously, though, combining Nu Metal and Art Rock must be how you symbolize your limitless emotional range—like an angsty toddler who just discovered “big kid” instruments but lacks any sense of pitch. You’ve got the perfect playlist for sobbing in a corner while feeling fancy, which, honestly, is what makes you both relatable and slightly tragic at the same time. Your most played tracks sound like they came from a therapy session sponsored by Hot Topic. "Wake Me Up When September Ends"? What’s your excuse for playing it? It's like the anthem of avoiding responsibilities while sipping on a warm cup of unresolved teenage angst. I can’t help but wonder if you've considered forming a band with these vibes—some kind of self-described ‘life crisis collective’ that wins the award for “Most Likely to Get Stuck in an Elevator Conversation.” In short, your musical taste is a fascinating reminder that while some people are trying to change the world, you’re out there trying to perfect the playlist for your next existential breakdown.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!