Roasted 4 months ago based on Ava's long term Spotify stats.

Ava, your Spotify profile is more confused than a cat at a dog show. With favorites like "Bedroom Pop" and "Hyperpop," it’s like your music taste took a poorly executed personality quiz and concluded that it should binge-watch late-night TikToks while contemplating existential dread. Can someone please explain how you can simultaneously swing between the euphoric chaos of Nightcore and the shadowy depths of Dark R&B? It’s as if your playlist is trying to hotbox a vibe and just ended up with a migraine instead. And what’s with your top artists? It reads like a hipster’s grocery list: half of them are so underground that even moles are getting annoyed. You’ve turned “Cigarettes After Sex” and “DIE FOR ME” into an emotional rollercoaster that starts low and never really gets off the ground. No wonder “Romantic Homicide” is a favorite; you’re clearly going for the ‘killed my social life’ aesthetic, and honestly, it’s working a little too well. If I had a dollar for every sad song you played, I’d have enough to fund therapy for your questionable music decisions. And can we talk about your most played songs? It’s like someone set a challenge to see how many quirky titles they could fit on a Spotify playlist before succumbing to an existential crisis. "Golden Brown - Slowed Down Version"? Come on, Ava, that’s not the kind of vibe you want to put out. It sounds like you’re trying to slow down time because you can’t bear to face whatever’s happening outside your bedroom walls. Pro tip: Sometimes, it's okay to listen to something that doesn’t sound like it was produced in someone’s basement while staring into a murky abyss. But hey, keep rocking that Spotify profile; you’re an inspiration... to all music aficionados on how *not* to curate a playlist!

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