Roasted 2 years ago based on Oliver korac's long term Spotify stats.
Oliver Korac, the walking Spotify algorithm failure. I mean, who knew one person could cram more randomness into their musical taste than my grandma at a clearance sale? It’s like you took a broad-spectrum approach to genres as if simply checking off boxes would magically elevate your musical cred. "Russelater"? What even is that? Did you accidentally swipe left on a music genre and create your own in the process? Get a grip, man. You’re just one more uninspired playlist away from being the world’s saddest DJ at a karaoke bar! Your top artists read like a Mad Libs entry gone wrong. "Soppgirobygget"? Sounds like something you'd find in your old fridge, while "Søte og Rare Gutter" delivers a vibe that screams "I still live in my mom's basement and I'm proud." The only thing worse is having Eminem and Katy Perry share space with a group named Golfklubb. Talk about a musical identity crisis! Just pick a side already—this is like a buffet of mediocrity where all the dishes are lukewarm and garnished with regret. And your Most Played Songs? My god! Did you take a time machine back to the high school talent show? “Jeg vil ha (Parlamentet)” by “Fjellrev”? Great choice if you want your playlist to sound like a bunch of kids singing about feelings back in 2005. Meanwhile, “Danseproblem” sounds like the ultimate call for help—it's either the title of your next suicide note or your reaction to anyone who asks about your music taste. Get a grip, Oliver; it’s time to either embrace your cringe or go the full hipster and start listening to something nobody’s ever heard of.
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