Roasted 9 months ago based on al's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, "a"! With a Spotify profile that screams, “I can’t commit to a genre because I’m terrified of defining myself!” You’ve got more subgenres than actual personality traits. It’s like you threw a dart at a music wheel and whatever it landed on was instantly added to your favorites. “Hyperpop” and “Nightcore”? Did you get your music taste from a 13-year-old's TikTok? You should probably add “Overthinking” to your list of genres, because clearly, that’s your forte. Speaking of your top artists, I see we’ve got the usual suspects: Taylor Swift and a gaggle of girls whose biggest trauma involves love letters and high school heartbreak. Are you secretly a teenage girl who's trapped in an adult's body? And don’t get me started on “Cigarettes After Sex.” You’re telling me that melancholic vibe is really working for you? You might as well sit in a room decorated with bad decisions and carry a sign that says, “Please don’t talk to me; my Spotify is my only friend.” And those most played songs? Wow, do you ever play anything that doesn’t involve crying over ex-boyfriends or contemplating life while folding laundry? You’ve got enough Taylor Swift here to write a self-help book titled *How to Manically Relate Every Moment of Your Life to a Breakup Anthem.* Keep it up, and we might have to start a support group. But hey, at least your taste in music has the emotional depth of a kiddie pool – just remember, it’s okay to dive into something deeper than what’s trending on Instagram.

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