Roasted 1 month ago based on Diego's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Diego, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape gone wrong—filled with more cringe than a middle school dance. I mean, you’ve got enough reggaeton and Latin trap to convince a taco truck to start taking requests. I can only imagine the awkward nods you’d get if someone caught you bobbing your head to J Balvin while attempting to twerk like you actually know what you’re doing. Let’s hope the only thing bumping on the dance floor tonight is your self-esteem! And speaking of your favorite artists, it looks like your music taste tiptoes between overly dramatic and embarrassingly mainstream. You’ve picked stars whose voices are so slick, they could probably sell sunscreen in a blizzard. Need I remind you that Sam Smith and Daddy Yankee only collaborate in your wildest dreams? Your playlist says “cool dude,” but your listening habits scream “I’m still figuring out how to adult.” Justin Bieber? Really? The only thing “Sorry” about your jams is that you think they represent your personality. Lastly, let’s not overlook your most played songs. “Limbo” and “Me Rehúso”? You sound like the soundtrack to a regrettable summer fling. And having “Nana Del Miedo” as a top track? I can’t help but wonder if you're secretly trying to scare everyone away with your ill-fated choices. At this point, your Spotify suggestions are just trying to save you — sending signals like, “Dude, maybe try anything else?” But keep spinning those tunes, champ! After all, streaming is a lot cheaper than therapy.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!