Roasted 11 months ago based on Mike's long term Spotify stats.

Mike, buddy, I see your Spotify profile is a chaotic mess — like a high school mixtape gone horribly wrong. Your favorite genres read like the bingo card of a middle-schooler’s emotional crisis. "Rage Rap?" "Melodic Rap?" Calm down, buddy; this isn't a therapy session. Next, you’ll be telling us how Jersey Club is your spiritual awakening. Newsflash: having a meltdown over bass drops does not qualify you for the Grammy’s. Let’s talk about your top artists, which reads like a who's who of "I just discovered SoundCloud yesterday." The Weeknd? Sure, he’s cool, but good luck trying to impress anyone when your playlist also includes a dude named Odetari and a character named Yeat. I’d ask if you were going for a vibe check or a vibe wreck, but it's clear that with choices like Tory Lanez and XXXTENTACION, you're just shooting for the "I hate my life and love bad decisions" aesthetic. And those most played songs? "Fill The Void," huh? I see you’ve got your life’s motto picked out right there! It’s hard not to chuckle at the sad playlist of an emo kid trying to rage at a Jersey club while drowning in melodic despair. With melodies from Kanii and slowed tracks that feel like they’re being dragged through molasses, your taste is less Spotify and more "please play me at a midlife crisis mixer." But hey, keep it up; it's all part of the cringe journey!

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