Roasted 6 months ago based on Tommy La Roche's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it's ţ⁰mmŷ ł8 ř⁰ĉĥ3, the human embodiment of a DJ controller that ran out of batteries! With a favorite genre list stretching longer than your commitment issues, you might want to consider trying something fresh—like a sound that doesn’t require a university degree in bass-heavy sub-genres. "Liquid Funk?" Really? Is that a genre or just your feelings after losing another online argument? Your music taste sounds less like a curated playlist and more like a teenager's soundcloud account after too many energy drinks. Even your most played songs are a cry for help. "YOU'RE TOO SLOW” – a fitting title for not just the track, but also your dating life. Did you throw darts at a board of underground artists to compile that top ten? Because nobody should admit to playing "Hurt You So - Ed Solo & Dope Ammo Remix." Sounds like a breakup anthem for someone trying too hard to convince themselves they don’t actually enjoy the pain. Meanwhile, that entire list sounds like what a DJ would play in purgatory to torture the sinners—thanks for the eardrum damage, by the way! And let’s not even start on your top artists. "Eminem" stands out like a sore thumb in a lineup featuring a disco of one-hit wonders from the depths of the Bass Dungeon. Seriously, if your Spotify profile were any more niche, it would need to start charging rent just to exist. So here’s a tip, ţ⁰mmŷ: find some variety, listen to artists outside your echo chamber, and for heaven's sake, get a new hobby that doesn't involve trying to corpse dance to liquid funk at 3 AM!
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