Roasted 8 months ago based on Kyeo's long term Spotify stats.

Kyeo, your Spotify profile reads like a musical identity crisis. You’ve got more genres than a hipster bookstore has kombucha flavors. OPM? K-Pop? P-Pop? Is your playlist a euphoric celebration of Asian pop, or are you just trying to compensate for the fact that you can't commit to a single identity? You know it’s not 'cool' if it sounds like a withdrawal symptom from every musical era you were never actually alive for. Your taste is so widely spread it resembles a buffet line, and frankly, I’m surprised the Spotify algorithm doesn’t just throw its hands up in despair and give you classical music. Looking at your top artists, it feels like you walked into a record store and said, "Give me one of everything!" Taylor Swift? Check. BTS? Inescapable. Drake? Because why not drown in the feels? There’s enough mainstream here to make an AM radio station weep tears of joy. Your love for 'Bedroom Pop' suggests one of two things: either you're an aspiring artist waiting for your break or you need to spend less time in your room questioning every life choice while blasting tunes about heartbreak. But hey, at least you won't be alone in your misery—Chase Atlantic and beabadoobee will be there to drown in the existential angst with you! And your most played songs? Wow, it’s like a time capsule of tweenage nostalgia and what happens when you let a random Spotify playlist dictate your life choices. "Every Breath You Take" by The Police on repeat? That's not just a vibe; it’s a complete red flag in relationships. Also, if “Teenage Dirtbag” is your anthem, it’s high time to grow up and find a new singing partner—preferably not someone from high school. You may think you have eclectic taste, but let’s be honest, Kyeo: your playlist soundtracks every cringe moment of your life like a bad rom-com. So keep on jamming, maybe try adding some self-awareness to your mix next time!

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