Roasted 10 months ago based on Hatinghandhold's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Hatinghandhold’s Spotify profile, where the musical tastes are as eclectic as a thrift store on clearance day. Seriously, your genre list reads like a bingo card for “Things that Scare Your Friends.” Musicals and Christian Folk? You’re either channeling your inner theater nerd or auditioning for a role in a canceled sitcom about a hipster church. Plus, with Baroque Pop and Chamber Pop, we get it—your Spotify account is basically an art exhibit curated for people who wear berets and sip overpriced coffee while judging other people’s playlists. Your top artists, oh boy! Steven Universe? Did you forget that’s a cartoon? Come on, why not just add “Nickelback” to round out your quest to find the most bewildered dinner guests? And what’s with all these “friends” in your faves? Is this Spotify or a support group for people trying to figure out why they have friends who can’t harmonize? “Imagine Dragons” among the indie folk? You must love creating chaos in people’s playlists. It's like mixing white wine with Gatorade just to see what kind of headache you can create. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “In the Rain” by David Russell? Really? That sounds like a song title you’d find in a poorly written Hallmark movie, and “You’re Gonna Be Okay” by Ashh Blackwood is either a personal mantra or a lie you tell yourself every time you hit shuffle. The only time I’m feeling okay is when I realize these tracks are the audio background to my existential crisis. If this is your vibe, I hope you have a solid supply of tissues and an understanding therapist on speed dial, because nobody should be listening to that much emotional turmoil without a safety net!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!