Roasted 9 months ago based on its_carolyn_'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Carolyn, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary that got lost during a Sunday school retreat. “Bedroom Pop”? More like “Pillow Fight Pop”: the only beats you know are the ones from the sound of your mom shutting your bedroom door. With that mix of "Christian" and "Worship" in your favorite genres, you practically have enough holy vibes to walk on water—yet here you are, splashing around in a kiddie pool of Taylor Swift and light country tunes instead. Your top artists list suggests you're having some sort of existential crisis. On one hand, you’ve got Taylor Swift and 5 Seconds of Summer, ready to help you navigate those pesky teen emotional roller coasters, but on the other, there’s also a heavy dose of "Christian Hip Hop” and “Gospel R&B.” Are you trying to find your lost faith, or just looking for a suitable soundtrack to your avocado toast brunch? If I were your music library, I’d be begging for a hard reset faster than you can say “blessed.” And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “What Was That” by Lorde? Sounds like you in the backseat trying to make sense of all those questionable life choices you've made while listening to “Am I Okay?” by Megan Moroney. You're the kind of person who goes to a hip coffee shop to look artsy but orders a plain cappuccino, hoping no one realizes you still have yet to find your taste—both in music and in life. Keep the faith, Carolyn; at least your playlist is good for a laugh!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!