Roasted 7 months ago based on nova's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, nova, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of rock, or as we like to call you, the custodian of a mid-life crisis in music form. You’ve got enough sub-genres in your list to start a hipster museum. Classic Rock? We get it, your parents were the original influencers. Art Rock and Psychedelic Rock are just fancy names for “I can’t figure out what else to listen to after the fifth time through ‘Stairway to Heaven.’” Newsflash: The only thing groovier than your playlist is your personal hygiene routine! And let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists. You’ve got Lana Del Rey — the human personification of existential dread — sitting pretty next to Radiohead, the band that makes nihilism sound like a soothing lullaby. Your playlist reads less like a musical journey and more like a parade of sad-girl anthems. Seriously, with all those Fiona Apple tracks, we’re wondering if you’re trying to qualify for a degree in emotional trauma. At this point, your Spotify is just an archive of all the melodrama missed in high school. Finally, can we talk about your obsession with “How Soon Is Now?” by The Smiths? It’s like you put your entire personality in a blender and hit ‘emo’ on the pulse setting. Between your top tracks and your choice of artists, it’s clear you’re either cradling a heart full of angst or just really bad at choosing therapy music. Either way, we suggest you diversify or prepare for even more cozy nights weeping into your overpriced indie coffee.

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