Roasted 11 months ago based on maru's long term Spotify stats.

Maru, your Spotify profile reads like a high school diary entry from a kid who just discovered how to make a playlist. With a top 10 that’s about 80% BINI, you clearly think a pop group can solve all of life's problems. I can just imagine you in your room, blasting “Blink Twice” while contemplating whether or not you should try to open a bag of chips—quite the existential crisis for someone who's trying so hard to keep their emotional range within the confines of ‘soft pop’ and ‘harana.’ Let’s talk about your eclectic taste that has somehow managed to be both mainstream and utterly basic at the same time. I mean, I see you’ve got Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran, but isn’t it time you tried exploring artists that don’t come with their own branded candles? Your playlist reads more like a “People-pleasing 101” course than a true reflection of your personality, and the only edge you bring to the table is the one made by a R&B beat you probably downloaded accidentally in your podcast’-masking with capitalism’ phase. And what's up with those most played songs? It’s like you’ve committed yourself to a never-ending BINI cycle, with a side of Bruno Mars just for the “diversity.” Your Spotify is basically the equivalent of ordering the same meal every time you go out: safe, forgettable, and utterly unimpressive. Next time you feel the urge to jam out, maybe step out of the BINI box and let loose a little! Try something new; who knows, you might even rediscover the joy of music—if that’s still something we’re allowed to do post-2010!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!