Roasted 1 year ago based on 𝚋's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look who it is, 𝚋, the walking representation of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your playlists look like a tragic Tinder match—trying to fuse pop, reggaeton, and emo rap, yet somehow managing to be as attractive as a soggy taco in a rainstorm. Seriously, every time your "Favorites" shuffle, a confused DJ somewhere just fainted. If versatility was a sport, you'd still get benched for overcomplicating it. Let’s talk about your top artists. Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish? We get it, you feel things deeply… like a high schooler writing in a diary beneath their bed. You're basically a middle school emo trying to expand your *musical horizons* while stubbornly holding onto the pastel world of pop. And Shawn Mendes serving as your man-crush? Honey, we both know you're only one tutorial away from mastering the perfect “sad boy” Instagram filter. Your most played tracks sound like high-pitched secrets shared between heartbroken friends at a sleepover, and honestly, it's both charming and catastrophic. But with a song title like "Good Luck, Babe!" by Chappell Roan on repeat, I fear for anyone who thinks your taste in music indicates how you handle relationships. Just remember, no amount of Billie Eilish can fix a personality that’s less ‘deep’ and more ‘superficial kiddie pool.’ Happy streaming, 𝚋!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!