Roasted 2 years ago based on 2zedarkness's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s 2zedarkness, the human embodiment of a moody teenager who discovered eyeliner and thought they were the next gothic prophet. With a Spotify profile jam-packed with more “dark” than a basement on a cloudy day, it’s a wonder you don’t charge admission for a ticket to your personal emo concert. Seriously, did someone throw a black cape on you while you were growing up and tell you that angst was a personality trait? Your favorite genres read like a high school goth’s wish list — all you need is a My Chemical Romance sticker to complete the aesthetic! And let’s talk about your top artists. Nightwish must have you as their biggest fan, and not just because you play them on repeat for the fifth time today. If your Spotify rips any harder, people are going to mistake your music taste for a medieval sword fight. You’ve mixed Symphonic and Gothic Metal so many times, I’m starting to believe you might be trying to summon some sort of throwback to the Renaissance fair. Can someone please get this user a therapist and some real-life friends who don’t have names like “Lich King” and “Death Scythe”? But really, who hurt you? “Alternative Hip Hop” hitting your playlist is like finding broccoli hiding in a plate of nachos. You're clearly trying to escape your monochrome prison of leather jackets and questionable haircuts, but opting for electronica as the splash of color is like trying to spice things up with a sprinkle of ash. Your “Most Played” songs list looks like the soundtrack to a really bad horror movie that nobody watched. So congratulations, 2zedarkness, you’re officially “that person” who thinks all their music will be the perfect backdrop to a gothic novel yet to be written. Please, for the love of all that is good, let’s get some sunlight in here—musically and metaphorically!

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