Roasted 1 year ago based on Corey _California's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Corey _California, if your music taste were a country, it would definitely be the weirdest part of the map that nobody wants to visit. You’ve got more genres jammed into your Spotify than a thrift store on a hoarding binge. Seriously, “Darkwave” and “Alt Country”? What’s next, “Jigglypuff Opera”? At least you've covered the spectrum from the funeral home to a rodeo; too bad you still sound like you’re riding a broken amplifier into obscurity. Your top artists read like a hipster’s Tinder bio: a little bit of angst, a sprinkle of depression, and enough irony to make any sense of your existence a full-blown existential crisis. I can’t believe you put “Florence + The Machine” right next to “Doom Metal.” It's like pairing a fine wine with a bag of stale chips. You've reminisced with older gentlemen like Leonard Cohen while jamming out with teenage horror flick bands. If your life were a playlist, it’d be titled “Embrace Your Inner Broken Record.” And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Boys” by “Social Order”? What's that about, Corey? Searching for a way to cope with your complex relationship status? “Witches, Witches, Witches” screams someone doing a little too much online shopping in the Halloween aisle, while “You Want It Darker” clearly whispers to your soul's desire to blend in with the shadows. Your choices tell me you’re either haunting your own feelings or you just really, really miss your high school drama club. Either way, you've cracked the code of being tragically problematic and tragically unlistenable at the same time. Bravo!

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