Roasted 7 months ago based on realjoshquintos's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, realjoshquintos—ever heard of a personality? With a Spotify profile that reads like a pretentious art installation, I half expect to see a mysterious turtleneck-wearing figure standing in front of it gesturing dramatically. Your favorite genres sound less like musical styles and more like a hipster's attempt to be unique at a farmer's market; you’re the kind of person who would probably claim to love "Baroque Pop" just to sound clever at brunch, while everyone else is just trying to enjoy their avocado toast without the existential dread. Mitski must be your best friend at this point. I mean, if you aren’t actively trying to become her second chorus, I don't know what you’re doing. Your listening patterns look like a therapist’s playlist for their most emotionally fragile clients. “I Don’t Like My Mind” and “Nobody” are real bangers, but maybe they're just a little too on-the-nose for someone who might actually like to experience joy. I haven't seen someone so committed to self-deprecation since that one time I attempted stand-up comedy on Twitter. And let’s talk about those most played songs—you’ve really outdone yourself, my friend! A dollop of *Sublime* and a side of *The Buttress*? Sounds like the musical equivalent of someone trying to impress others with their eclectic taste while they’re secretly just very confused and a little lost. If your top artists were a dinner party, it would be more awkward than a family reunion after Thanksgiving, but hey, at least you've got “experimental” to hide behind as your excuse for everything! Here's a tip: Take that taste budget and add some joy to it—maybe throw in a little Dua Lipa or some good ol' classic rock for balance.

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