Roasted 10 months ago based on yassir's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Yassir, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. You’re out here with a genre list longer than a CVS receipt. "Experimental Hip Hop"? Is that just a polite way of saying you’re stuck in a SoundCloud rabbit hole of artists who haven't made it past their garage? With favorites like "Lo-Fi Indie" and "Bedroom Pop," your playlists are more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar high. Not to mention your deep cuts in "Japanese Indie," which probably means you've fallen in love with a band no one else has heard of, and if they did, they’d probably change the channel. Now, let’s get to those artists. Kanye, Kendrick, Mac DeMarco... Bravo, Yassir, you’ve managed to pick the most basic artists you could find! It’s as if you consulted a list of "Artists for People Who Want to Seem Interesting." But then we get to "Lamp" and "Elijah Fox," and suddenly I’m questioning if you’re trying to impress your hipster friends or if you just had an existential crisis that made you dive deeper into the abyss of “who even are these people?” One minute you’re rapping along to 'Father Stretch My Hands,' the next you’re lost in a sea of indie obscurity. Choose a side, my dude! And finally, those most played songs of yours? "Gymnopédie No. 1" by Erik Satie? Really? That’s not so much a 'most played track' as it is a subtle cry for help. Your taste is like a buffet of confusion, disorganized and just a little sad. If someone wanted to know how to soundtrack a quarter-life crisis, they’d just need to hit up your profile. Get it together, Yassir—your Spotify is basically saying, “Hi, I’m indecisive and I make bad life choices!”

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