Roasted 2 years ago based on Bidemitaiwo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Bidemitaiwo, bless your heart for trying so hard to curate a Spotify profile that’s as confused as your taste in music. I mean, who else has the gall to slap Drake and Ray Charles together like they're old pals sharing a beer? It’s like you dug into the depths of a nostalgic dad playlist while simultaneously trying to catch a whiff of the latest Nigerian vibe. Take it easy; your playlist isn’t a buffet. You don’t have to try every single flavor. Just pick one and embrace it like you embrace your indecisiveness. And can we talk about your "Most Played Songs"? I see you’re really giving it your all in an effort to make your listening habits seem eclectic. But, let’s be real: “4am in Los Angeles”? Look, we know the late-night drive is just you coping with existential dread while wondering why you even thought that your mix of Afrobeats, Pop, and Adult Standards could work together. It’s like trying to make a fashion statement with a neon jumpsuit, combat boots, and a fedora. Who hurt you, and why did you take it out on your playlists? Lastly, your top artists list reads like a bad Tinder bio—one part “I like adventurous nights out” and one part “I’m secretly a grandpa.” Seyi Vibez and Frank Sinatra don't mix, my friend! What do you think this is, a Spotify bizarro world? Just admit it: your music taste is like your cooking; a little all over the place, and absolutely no one is sure what to expect! So feed us more, Bidemitaiwo—your Spotify should be trending for the sheer entertainment value of it all!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!