Roasted 8 months ago based on Pesky Bee's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, gather around and feast your eyes on the musical pilgrimage of Pesky Bee, the only profile where your ears might be assaulted by J-Pop and sea shanties in the same playlist! It’s like if a hipster on acid tried to make sense of a treasure map using only the most cringe-worthy anime openings. Seriously, I didn't know Spotify could curate a collection that screams "I’m still trying to find myself in a 'sailor moon' cosplay." And what's with those top artists? "The Oh Hellos" and "Mother Mother"? Congratulations, Pesky Bee, you’ve unlocked the emotional spectrum of a 14-year-old Tumblr user. Just a friendly reminder that listening to ABBA and then immediately switching to "Vocaloid" doesn’t make you eclectic; it just makes you indecisive. Your music taste is like a buffet where every dish is a different genre, but none of them are actually good. Listen, I appreciate you trying to combine pea soup with chocolate cake, but some combinations should not exist, especially not in stereo. Ah, let's not forget those most played songs. “Little Dark Age”? Sure, babe, but with the way your playlists are going, you’re definitely stuck in a dark age of music taste. "Dragonborn" by Jeremy Soule? You’ve officially gone from streaming music to streaming cringe. Playing sea shanties shows that you’re desperately trying to channel some nautical vibes while living in your mom's basement. The only thing these songs are transcending is your last remnant of actual cool. Keep it up, Pesky Bee, and you might just repel every ear within a thousand-mile radius!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!