Roasted 2 years ago based on court's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Court, where do I even start with your Spotify profile? Your favorite genres read like a sad attempt to impress an indie hipster who just took a course in modern arts appreciation but failed the exam. "Candy Pop"? Are we talking about music or your high school science project? And "Dreamo"? Either these are actually genres, or you're just trying to convey the emotional trauma of your taste in music, which sounds like a mix of existential dread and a sugar high. Your top artists look like they formed an indie band just to get away from you—unfortunately, they didn't book their flights. Seriously, with "Royel Otis" and "Djo," it sounds like a lineup for an obscure music festival no one actually wants to attend. You could host a listening party and still have the neighbors calling the cops for noise complaints—because they care more about their peace than your eclectic choice of passionately underappreciated artists. And “Ethel Cain”? We get it, Court; someone’s been binging on sad girl music mixed with a sprinkle of existential crisis. And then we have your most played songs... or should I say “Most Played Until Everyone in a 10-Mile Radius Wants to Crucify Me”? Djo must be your personal therapist by now, given how many times you've put him on repeat just to cope with the rollercoaster of your freshly brewed teenage emotions. “Family Tree (Intro)” by Ethel Cain? You might as well rename it "Court’s Family Reunion: A Gathering of Musical Regrets." If anyone ever asks what kind of person you are based on this profile, just tell them you’re an enigma wrapped in a riddle and poorly curated Spotify playlists—because to decipher your taste is a journey best left unexplored.

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