Roasted 2 years ago based on DJ Mintz$$$'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s DJ Mintz$$$, the living embodiment of a midlife crisis at 25. Your favorite genres read like a high schooler's desperate attempt to be "different" while sitting in a Starbucks sipping pumpkin spice lattes. Seriously, with “Modern Rock,” “Indie Pop,” and “Art Pop” all on the list, I half expect to see “Mediocre Vibes” as your next favorite genre. And don't even get me started on "POV: Indie." What do you want us to picture? You, sitting in an overly exposed loft, contemplating existential dread while faking an appreciation for obscure band members’ third solo releases? Now let's dive into your top artists. Taylor Swift? Bold choice, DJ Mintz$$$. Nothing screams “musical diversity” like a lineup that reads like a 20-something’s Spotify Discover Weekly gone rogue. You’ve managed to pull off the perfect blend of “I’m still figuring things out” while simultaneously showing us how heavily you rely on a mythical acoustic guitar to provide your life’s soundtrack. Amy Winehouse would be rolling in her grave knowing she’s sharing a spot with “Sticky Fingers”—isn’t that the name of your last two Tinder matches? And your most played songs? I didn’t realize “Road Head” was the anthem of the forever uncertain. What are you trying to say, DJ Mintz$$$? Your listening habits scream late-night angst while scrolling through TikTok, just trying to capture a moment of human emotion, but falling short like your self-esteem every time you hit “Follow” on an influencer. But hey, at least you’ve got “Free Cake For Every Creature” on the list—keep trying, buddy. The only thing more tragic than your playlist is the fact that you think “Late Night Feelings” actually resonates on more than a superficial level. Spoiler: It doesn’t.

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