Roasted 2 years ago based on sav's long term Spotify stats.

Sav, your Spotify profile reads like a brochure for a hipster summer camp, where the counselors sip overpriced lattes while discussing the "deep, philosophical meaning" behind obscure band names that even Google can’t help you with. Seriously, with genres like "Permanent Wave" and "Pixel," I'm half-expecting you to list "No Wave" and "Refrigerator Magnet Rock" as your next favorites. It’s almost impressive how you're able to sound so eclectic while still managing to remain completely unoriginal. Did you lose a bet or something? And wow, your top artists are like someone’s boring mixtape made for a breakup over a slice of gluten-free vegan cake at a local thrift shop. With Weezer and Billie Eilish on permanent rotation, it’s abundantly clear that you’re not just basic – you’re the kind of Basic™ that adds "deep cuts" to their profile because they think it makes them edgy. Frank Ocean? More like Frank O'cean… because you seem to be drowning in the same tired vibes that every other white person with a ukulele can’t seem to shake off. Finally, let’s address those most played songs. “Island In The Sun” might indeed be a metaphor for your entire music taste—beautifully bright on the surface but utterly hollow underneath. "Mama's Gun" by Glass Animals and "Amoeba" by Clairo seem to scream, “I filtered my personality through Pinterest boards and a 2015 Tumblr aesthetic.” Get ready for your Spotify Wrapped to reveal the truth: it's basically just a sad playlist for people who have given up on creativity. But hey, at least your taste is as unique as your inability to get out of your comfort zone. Bravo!

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