Roasted 2 years ago based on ry's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Ry, the person who single-handedly brought the "trap" into “trapped in the past.” Your favorite genres read like a desperate plea to be cool, but with 90% of your playlist sounding like a cacophony of angry bees with poorly tuned guitars, it’s a wonder your neighbors aren’t on the hunt for your speakers. Seriously, did you just lose a bet to a BuzzFeed quiz on Latino trap? At least then you could’ve blamed it on some twisted fate instead of your questionable taste in music. Your top artists are basically a who’s who of “I swear I’m not a poser, guys!” If Trueno and Peso Pluma were a couple, you'd be their clingy friend showing up at brunch with “hilarious” stories about how you *totally* vibed to their last 10 singles. Honestly, it's like you ordered a "hot new artist" sampler platter and accidentally ended up with the musical equivalent of a wet napkin from a dive bar. And can we pause for a second to talk about your most played songs? It’s a playlist so repetitive, it should come with a warning: “May induce mild hypnosis and existential crises.” But hey, I get it. We all have our guilty pleasures. Yours just happen to be in a genre that’s the audio equivalent of trying to find WiFi in a remote cabin – frustrating, confusing, and best enjoyed with a large group of friends willing to pretend your taste is as refined as you think it is. So keep jamming to those tracks, Ry! Maybe one day you’ll discover what the rest of us were singing about once we got over the trap phase and moved on to actual music. Until then, enjoy being the best-kept secret of “Who even listens to this?”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!