Roasted 1 month ago based on caroline's long term Spotify stats.

Caroline, your Spotify profile reads like a romantic playlist for a hipster dolphin who just got dumped. Seriously, with “Bedroom Pop” as your favorite genre, it sounds like you’re just one breakup away from writing your own sad EP while crying over a bowl of avocado toast. And the fact that you have more Indonesian artists on your list than most people have socks in their drawer? We get it; you’re cultured. But deep down, are you sure you’re not just trying to avoid the mainstream? Because you’re as obscure as a coffee shop in a small town that serves only cold brew and disappointment. Let’s talk about your top artists—where do I even start? With a name like "wave to earth," it feels like your music taste has been floating in limbo since 2017. A guy named "Musiq Soulchild" is desperately trying to reclaim some soul here, but I’m convinced you’ll leave him hanging just like your last few relationships. And honestly, with the number of songs you have from "The Poles," it’s starting to look like you’re trying to become their unofficial PR agent instead of an actual fan. At some point, you have to ask yourself, did you choose these artists or did they choose you? Finally, your “Most Played Songs” list is proof that you’d rather drown in a bucket of shallow sounds than make any real effort to diversify your auditory pleasures. You know “Vancouver ‘23” is not where you’re actually from, right? It’s like you're taking a tour of someone else's taste in music while slipping on your emotional baggage. If your Spotify wrapped could laugh, it’d turn to you and say, “Do you ever listen to anything other than sad indie tunes?” But hey, keep vibing, girl! Just remember that a little change might keep that sad girl in the bedroom from getting too comfortable.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!