Roasted 1 year ago based on Abi's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Abi's Spotify profile, where the playlist is as chaotic as a five-year-old’s crayon drawing. You don't just have a favorite genre—you’ve practically taken a deep dive into an anime-themed, multi-colored ocean of confusion! K-Pop, J-Pop, and a crystallized collection of Tamil beats? I can only infer that your Spotify algorithm is doing the mental gymnastics of a circus acrobat trying to stay conscious while scrolling through your “weird flex but okay” aesthetic. You’re living proof that anyone can overcomplicate their taste in music with a Netflix subscription and a bad case of FOMO. Let’s talk about your top artists. I’m beginning to think that when you were asked about your favorite musicians, you just shouted “yes!” at all of them. It’s like you threw a dart at a board filled with Asian pop stars while wearing a blindfold. SEVENTEEN? More like "seventeen different reasons to question your life choices." You're so deep in the Korean wave; I wouldn't be surprised if you start measuring your sushi rolls in BPMs. And as for the inclusion of Anirudh Ravichander and Tamil Hip Hop, did you just pick those out of a hat to prove you’re multi-lingual or to create a soundtrack for your imaginary dance battles? Now onto your most played songs—let's start with this Jung Kook obsession you’ve got going on. Honestly, at this point, his Spotify streams should just redirect to your profile. Playing “Seven” more times than a toddler shouts "Mom!" seems like a cry for help. “Standing Next to You”? Honey, at this rate, we're all standing next to a serious lack of variety in your music rotation. And by the looks of it, if "Ditto" is your go-to jam, it’s clear that deep down, you know that repeating the same patterns won’t lead to anything new. But hey, at least your profile is a reminder to all of us that sometimes, life is just a series of questionable playlists strung together by regret and an insatiable thirst for that next catchy tune!

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