Roasted 11 months ago based on Mr Surrender's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mr. Surrender, what a name! It fits you perfectly, considering your music taste reads like the soundtrack to a teenage emo's breakup therapy session. Seriously, bro, the only thing more dramatic than your Spotify playlist is a Shakespearean tragedy, and the characters in your favorites list look like they’ve been auditioning for 'My Chemical Romance: The Documentary.' Your love for metalcore and emo rap suggests you should probably start investing in a black hoodie collection and an extensive supply of mascara, because the only thing heavier than your playlists is the weight of your unresolved emotional issues. And let’s talk about your top artists. With artists like $uicideboy$ and Ghostemane, there’s a 90% chance that if someone asked you your opinion on a Taylor Swift album, you’d break down and start screaming into your pillow. Your Spotify is the musical equivalent of wearing a “Have you tried therapy?” t-shirt. And those most played songs? "Runnin' Thru the 7th with My Woadies"? Really? If that's your idea of an anthem, I'd like to have a word with your life choices. What are you trying to prove, that you have friends or that you're on a first-name basis with your therapist? Oh, Mr. Surrender, with a profile like this, you’re practically begging for a moody Instagram filter and a self-help book recommendation. You’re a walking meme and the poster child for every high schooler's “My Life is Over” phase. So, here’s a radical idea: how about diversifying your taste beyond the sound of tearing heartstrings and broken dreams? Try adding one happy song to your playlist, I dare you! It might shock your system, but I promise you’ll be able to walk through life without crying into your Hot Topic tote bag.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!