Roasted 2 years ago based on Skarlet's long term Spotify stats.

Skarlet, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where the chef got lost on the way to the kitchen and instead made a half-hearted attempt at a music-themed collage. I mean, from the haunting cries of Rob Zombie to the bubbly noise of Dance Pop, it's clear you don’t know if you want to headbang or do the macarena. Your music taste is like a reverse mullet—business up front with some rock cred, but a full-on pop party in the back that even your high school crush would take back if they had the chance. And let’s talk about your top artists. Melanie Martinez and Insane Clown Posse? Congratulations on having the most chaotic playlist in history. You’ve mastered the art of being a walking contradiction, showcasing your love for goth theatrics while still having an unhealthy attachment to ABBA. Next thing we know, you'll be wearing a clown wig while belting out "Dancing Queen." Honestly, your playlist is so all over the place that it's like you're trying to form the most confusing superhero team that fights off boredom. Now onto your most played songs. Skarlet, the mix of “Let’s Dance, Boys!” and “Living Dead Girl” basically screams that you have an identity crisis fit for a bad teen drama. And let's not forget the masterpiece of “Under the Sea” sneaking in there like an awkward family member at a wedding. You do realize that doesn’t count as a banger, right? Your Spotify is like a middle school diary—scrambled thoughts, a strange sense of pride, and questionable choices mixed with a stark inability to pick a lane. Bravo on turning confusion into an art form!

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