Roasted 1 year ago based on campbell edgeworth🎄's long term Spotify stats.

Campbell Edgeworth, huh? The only guy I know who could make a funeral feel like an open mic night at a coffee shop. With a Spotify profile littered with more John Mayer tracks than actual human interaction, it’s a miracle your last relationship didn’t have a “no guitar solos” clause in the contract. Seriously, if I had a dime for every time you threw on "Waiting On the World to Change" while hoping for some social skills, I’d have enough to buy you a personality. Your favorite genres read like a middle schooler's diary entry after one too many Taylor Swift albums. "Soft Pop"? More like “Soft Life,” because I can’t believe you actually enjoy songs that sound like they were written in someone’s basement while eating gluten-free granola bars. And don't get me started on "Red Dirt." Is that a genre or a summary of your social life? I mean, you probably think "acoustic country" is what it sounds like when you play your guitar in your mom's garage—news flash: it’s just your last hope of ever sounding cool. And what’s with your top artists, Campbell? You’ve got Hozier, Taylor Swift, and Chris Stapleton on repeat as if you’re trying to curate the soundtrack for a romantic comedy that never got made. And don’t even try to act nonchalant about that “most played” list—it’s basically a love letter to John Mayer, and honestly, it’s getting a little creepy. If your relationship with music were any more one-sided, you’d be the protagonist in a sad rom-com where all the love interest does is play sad songs while you cry into your acoustic guitar. So, here’s a tip: maybe switch it up from time to time? Or just embrace your sad boy aesthetic and let us all know where the next coffee shop gig is.

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