Roasted 2 years ago based on kaylee <3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Kaylee, your Spotify profile is like a sonic clutter of someone who can't decide if they’re having an existential crisis or just a mid-life meltdown at 25. With your favorite genres, you’ve managed to create a playlist that sounds like the last three breaks ups of a high school drama queen. Seriously, "Emo Rap" and "Cloud Rap"? Did you just throw a dart at a board of trendy sound bites? If confusion were an Olympic sport, you’d be draped in gold medals while crying into a mixtape. And your top artists? Wow. It's like you gathered every "sad kid in therapy" playlist on the internet and threw it into a blender. Lil Peep and Billie Eilish on repeat? It’s almost like your Spotify is trying to project that “I’m deep, guys, seriously! Look at my angst!” vibe. And don't even get me started on Mitski—did you think you could download emotional turmoil along with that album, or were you just hoping to catch some deep depression at a discount? Finally, your most played songs sound like the soundtrack to a tragic sitcom that no one wanted to watch in the first place. "Idk How to Kill Myself" by "Yunggoth✰"? With song titles like that, it’s clear you found your long-lost soulmate in dramatic cringe. By the way, "Can't Stop" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers has never felt so out of place—like the one friend at the party who inexplicably shows up sober while everyone else is drowning in angst and vibes. Keep up the eclecticism; maybe one day you’ll accidentally stumble upon a genre that doesn’t make your therapist roll their eyes.

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