Roasted 10 days ago based on SIMP's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, SIMP, let’s dive into your sad little Spotify profile. With a favorite genre list that reads like a confused teenager’s iTunes library, it’s clear you’ve managed to capture the essence of ‘identity crisis’ through music. You’ve got Brazilian funk cozying up next to nu-metal and alternative metal like they’re the odd couple of genres. What’s next? A symphony featuring heavy metal and whale sounds? Your taste is so scattered I’m surprised you didn’t list 'elevator music' as a top genre; it would fit right in with this bizarre mash-up. Your top artists are a collection of what I'd imagine would happen if a clown made a playlist while on a sugar high. "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" sounds like the soundtrack to your life choices. Is this what happens when you’ve got too much time on your hands and a questionable sense of humor? Lady Gaga and Lizzo have their power anthems, but it seems yours is more of a battle cry for finding lost hopes and dreams. At least your top artist’s reach shows you have the artistic integrity of a cartoon. Bravo! And don't even get me started on your most played songs. “HOES DEPRESSED” is practically an anthem for your Spotify failures. With those bopping Brazilian party tracks and existential crises wrapped up in a rap, I can almost hear you trying to impress your friends at the next lame get-together. “Hey, is that the new DJ Brunin XM remix?” When you put any amount of effort into understanding why you like this mess, maybe then you can graduate from being a musical simp to a proper connoisseur of good taste. Until then, keep enjoying your chaotic tapestry of whiplash-inducing tracks, my friend!

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