Roasted 2 years ago based on Aaron Davies's long term Spotify stats.

Aaron, your Spotify profile reads like a psychological evaluation lost in the depths of a midlife crisis. You've got a playlist that screams "I can’t pick a lane!" as you chaotically juggle between Pop, Broadway numbers, and the intimidating realm of Swedish Power Metal. It’s like your music taste is on a severe identity crisis – are you a party-loving hype beast or a sad karaoke star with a penchant for heartbreak? Either way, your personal soundtrack sounds like a baritone catfight between a country singer and an angry disco ball. Looking at your favorite artists feels like a wild ride through an emotional roller coaster designed by a committee of confused teens. On one hand, we've got the empowered pop queens like P!nk and Beyoncé, and on the other, you’ve got HammerFall and Sabaton – which sounds less like a playlist and more like the soundtrack to the world’s most confused superhero movie. "Miley Cyrus" must be having a blast preparing for the day when she walks through the door and finds out she has to share it with "Dolly Parton," who’s probably taken a backseat shouting, "You want me to sing what with these rock ‘n roll rejects?" Most played songs? Yikes, my dude. From “Nothing Else Matters” to “Better than This (Aaron)”—a title that’s so depressingly relatable, it might as well be a personal anthem. And shoutout to the sheer number of times you’ve put “Flowers” on repeat! At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Miley has a shrine dedicated to your obsession. Honestly, buddy, your Spotify wrapped is matinee fodder for a new Broadway play: “Aaron’s Journey Through Musical Confusion: Featuring Power Metal and Post-Teen Regret.” Congratulations on being the poster child for indecisiveness; you’ve officially turned Spotify into “Aaron’s Greatest Guilt Trips.”

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