Roasted 10 months ago based on michael.emrick's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Michael Emrick, the only guy I know whose Spotify profile has more Jesuses than a church on Easter Sunday. Your love for Christian Hip Hop is so pure, I half-expect you to show up at my door with a pamphlet and a cringeworthy rap about salvation. When you scroll through your favorites and see ‘Worship’ sitting right next to ‘Chinese Hip Hop,’ it’s as if your musical identity crisis is louder than a megachurch choir on a Sunday morning. Who knew that ‘gospel’ was a mood, a lifestyle, and apparently, a secret genre mashup? Your top artists list reads like a casting call for the next hipster Bible study group. I mean, Lecrae and Kendrick Lamar? That’s like serving kale salad at a barbecue—there’s just no way it fits. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs, which have more holy vibes than a baptism ceremony! “BAJALE”? Really? It sounds like you’re trying to summon a Latin prayer while simultaneously catching a vibe for the next youth group dance. At this point, I’m convinced your playlist could cure existential crises and invite Jesus back for round two—too bad He’s already ghosted you! Honestly, Michael, your Spotify is like a religious experience that I didn’t ask for but somehow ended up stuck in. If I wanted to hear the word of God intermixed with the occasional ‘Hallelujah,’ I’d just go to a Sunday service. But kudos to you for managing to mix ‘Afrobeats’ with ‘Gospel’—that is an ambition I didn’t know anyone could achieve without a divine intervention. Keep spreading the good news in your music taste, because while you might be the world’s most devout hip-hop head, the rest of us are just here questioning our life choices while you vibe to your heavenly playlist!

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